What is it about my wife? For 49 1/2 years I was a selfish asshole. Now, when I have changed over night she doesn't properly celebrate my transformation! Sure, it has only been 2 days and I have had a few slipups...but still. It's like I am the same person I was to her - toilet seat up, drinking the last beer, not listening to something she said, ignoring her while I am writing really important stuff, etc.
I think she has some emotional scar tissue to deal with. You know what I say? What I always say:
SNAP OUT OF IT!
I am going to give this whole transformation thing another 24 hours...or maybe 12...
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